im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
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he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
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If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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