oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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