I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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