You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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