i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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