Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
