Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Welp...herpes.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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