I must be too annoying 4 u.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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