I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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