whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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