I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Randomize
