i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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