All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She's JV to your varsity
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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