Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
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I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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