Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
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I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Sorry about my life...