Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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