playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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