Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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