I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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