Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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