Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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