Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
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All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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