3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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