He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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