Define "chronic" masturbator.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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