No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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