i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I am available for nakedness
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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