wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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