Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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