They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
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After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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