Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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