I must be too annoying 4 u.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
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and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
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He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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