so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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