It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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