well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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