brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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