I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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