At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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