question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
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Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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