what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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