I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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