is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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