He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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