: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
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He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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