found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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