I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
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Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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