I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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