if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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