Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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