it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
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I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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