Do vagina's smell?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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