Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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