She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
it glows. i had to have it.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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