does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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